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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 19:47:13 GMT -8
Spades, but not the kind you'd like!:
OOC: Zebrian: Excellent. Don't infect us all. Please. OOC: Zebrian: Unless you are traitor OOC: MattHawk99: no promises OOC: Zebrian: In which case, go ahead OOC: MattHawk99: space aids for all!
Changelings and their senses of entitlement:
Nan Newton blinds Unknown (as Nikolas Fleming) with the flash! Nan Newton says, "YOU" Nan Newton says, "ESCAPED" Nan Newton says, "YOU DOUCHE"
Autism, the emotion alternative:
GlaDOS [145.9] states, "Back online" GlaDOS [145.9] states, "hello" Shelder Clipon [145.9] says, "Oh great, the AI is back." Shelder Clipon [145.9] says, "Joy." GlaDOS [145.9] queries, "Confused: Joy? How?" Shelder Clipon [145.9] says, "So the AI can experience anger and autism but not joy?"
Insulting the uninsultable:
Joshua Rader [145.9] says, "Reggae, you're a tard." Reggae Feelsame [145.9] asks, "A tard?" Reggae Feelsame [145.9] asks, "A leotard?" Joshua Rader [145.9] says, "Close."
Fighting crashes the Apoc way!:
[6:59:38 PM] Flywolfpack: Server's back up [7:02:01 PM] Flywolfpack: AI let me know when you're back on TS and I'll tell you the secret to getting it up [8:39:22 PM] AIGamerGirl: O bby [8:41:09 PM] Alex Mackowiak: Viagra? [8:56:10 PM] Flywolfpack: Kinda like viagra
Who knew that guns meant for high intensity plant radiation could be lethal?:
You fire the floral somatoray! Nikolas Fleming asks, "I wonder what happens if I put this in my mouth?" Nikolas Fleming sticks their gun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger... Nikolas Fleming pulls the trigger. Nikolas Fleming seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... DEAD: Nikolas Fleming says, "Oh" DEAD: Nikolas Fleming says, "You die" Dana Evans says, "Shit" DEAD: Nikolas Fleming says, "Wow"
Putting the "Ass" in Assistant:
Arthur Trevelyan [145.9] asks, "Can I get my stun baton back?" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "Oh yeah sure" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "It's all covered in blood though" Arthur Trevelyan [145.9] says, "I am standing outside entrance to science" Nikolas Fleming handed the stun baton to Arthur Trevelyan. The Best Darn AI EVER [145.9] queries, "why is it covered in blood?" Arthur Trevelyan [145.9] says, "Assistant stole it" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "Well it was used to execute an assistant"
Haha, highly illegal things!:
Kevin Howe [Command] says, "Hey nikolas" Nikolas Fleming [Command] asks, "Yes?" Kevin Howe [Command] asks, "Nikolas you want to be acting captain?" Nikolas Fleming [Command] says, "I've taken the liberty of grabbing the ID already, so sure"
Band-aids make everything okay!:
Carl Winston [145.9] says, "Had to chop off the chef's legs" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "What" Carl Winston [145.9] says, "He was getting annoying" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] asks, "Yeah but isn't he kind of dying now?" Carl Winston [145.9] says, "I got a medkit"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 5:52:28 GMT -8
DESOLATOR AI (Me) typical malfunction round:
Fire • Morgue • Starboard Primary Hallway • Genetics Lab • Emergency Treatment Centre • Medbay • Bar - 2 sources • Central Primary Hallway - 2 sources • Medbay Reception • Aft Primary Hallway - 2 sources • Cryogenics • Port Primary Hallway • Patient Wing • Kitchen • EVA Storage
Atmosphere • Miscellaneous Research • Cryogenics • Emergency Treatment Centre • Patient Wing • Engine Room • Central Primary Hallway • Kitchen • Dormitories • Bar • Morgue • Genetics Lab • Starboard Primary Hallway • Medbay Maintenance • EVA Storage • Aft Primary Hallway • Port Primary Hallway • Medbay Reception • AI Upload Access • AI Upload Chamber • Cyborg Station • Pre-Op Prep Room • Recovery Ward • Engineering Hallway • Atmospherics
Power -- All Systems Nominal
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2014 11:57:15 GMT -8
DaTimeSmog is a pie with the cloaking device Jonathon Leach (follow) asks, "What the fuck?" Maline Trell (follow) exclaims, "IM A PIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Nan Newton (follow) says, "I can see.." Maline Trell fires the laser gun! Maline Trell fires the laser gun! Maline Trell fires the laser gun! Maline Trell fires the laser gun! Maline Trell puts the laser gun into the backpack. Nan Newton sighs. Maline Trell (follow) says, "Go away or i use my pie powers" Jonathon Leach (follow) asks, "How is she doing that?" Maline Trell (follow) shouts, "MAGIIIC!" Nan Newton (follow) says, "I don't know.." Jonathon Leach (follow) says, "Alright" Maline Trell (follow) says, "MAGIIC" Jonathon Leach (follow) says, "It scares me" Maline Trell (follow) asks, "Yealous?" Maline Trell (follow) exclaims, "I CAN AIM LIKE A BOSS!" Jonathon Leach (follow) says, "Im corpsingly jealous" Maline Trell fires the laser gun! Nan Newton (follow) says, "Maline..." Maline Trell fires the laser gun! Maline Trell fires the laser gun! Maline Trell (follow) says, "Yes" Maline Trell puts the laser gun into the backpack. Priority Announcement The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle. Nan Newton (follow) says, "Centcom is going to have to look into your mental state once we arrive there."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2014 12:43:16 GMT -8
HAL 9000 [145.9] states, "I must say, this porn is great." Hugo Lee [145.9] asks, "Wetskrell.net?" HAL 9000 [145.9] states, "No, better than that." Hugo Lee [145.9] says, "Impossible"
My new favorite conversation
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2014 21:25:19 GMT -8
LAMARR ERPS WHEN YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO
Lamarr leaps at Trra'Gthar's face! Lamarr tears the gas mask off of Trra'Gthar's face! Trra'Gthar says, "AH SHIT" Trra'Gthar says, "ITS ON MY FACE" Trra'Gthar says, "HOLY SHIT" OOC: Flywolfpack: *has sex* Lamarr violates Trra'Gthar's face! Trra'Gthar says, "YOU FUCKER" OOC: Doom87er: hot Shizura Goodman yells, "Holy poop?!" OOC: Flywolfpack: ;3 DongBot v.2 queries, "Holy poop?" Shizura Goodman yells, "What's that?!" OOC: ThatInsaneGuy: TELL LAMARR NO ERP DongBot v.2 states, "I did not know that poop was holy." OOC: ThatInsaneGuy: HE VIOLATES FACES
Then Trra'gthar marries the Lamarr
Ruddy Gore [145.9] says, "A small hurdle. But no." Ruddy Gore talks into the radio headset DongBot v.2 attempts to feed Drakette Doomer Shaker. DongBot v.2 feeds Drakette Doomer Shaker. Philip J. Fry [145.9] asks, "Or something?" DongBot v.2 feeds Drakette Doomer Shaker. DongBot v.2 feeds Drakette Doomer Shaker. Lexia Goodman says, "You are now man and man" Lamarr leaps at Trra'Gthar's face! Trra'Gthar says, "YAY" Lexia Goodman says, "You may kiss the man" Cveth Seventine says, "Drakette is female" Trra'Gthar says, "MMM LOVE YOU BABY" Dana Evans calps slowly Lamarr violates Trra'Gthar's face! Trra'Gthar says, "LOVE YOU"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 12:47:42 GMT -8
Charge card's owner: J'zargo Ri'saad. Credits remaining: 666.
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Post by AIGamerGirl on Jun 25, 2014 17:06:25 GMT -8
(When changing OOC colors)
OOC: Frostedwheatly: WOAH OOC: Frostedwheatly: O.o OOC: Frostedwheatly: beige... OOC: Doom87er: EYES! OOC: Doom87er: DEATH OOC: Doom87er: PAIN! OOC: Coreth74112: OOC: Darklegion239: your eyes may hurt but you cant see me# OOC: Doom87er: can you now? OOC: Frostedwheatly: test OOC: Coreth74112: huehuehue OOC: Frostedwheatly: I"M ING! OOC: Frostedwheatly: INGP OOC: Frostedwheatly: PINK OOC: Frostedwheatly: I AM PINK!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2014 20:00:50 GMT -8
Damn GTA 4... J'zargo Ri'saad says, "Hey" J'zargo Ri'saad yells, "Niko!" J'zargo Ri'saad asks, "You want to go bowling!?" Nikolas Fleming asks, "ROMAN?" J'zargo Ri'saad shouts, "Yes!" Nikolas Fleming asks, "IS THAT YOU?" J'zargo Ri'saad nods. Nikolas Fleming says, "Nah I'm busy man" Nikolas Fleming says, "With Michelle" Nikolas Fleming says, "You know" J'zargo Ri'saad says, "Aww" *Round ends
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2014 22:04:05 GMT -8
Max is an antag, trying to get the shuttle called
Max Corwin says, "You have to call the shuttle, there's a big fire in toxins storage."
Max Corwin says, "It could blow at any time."
Simon Frost asks, "THERE"S WHAT?!?"
Simon Frost says, "AAH"
Simon Frost says, "Attention crew we have a emergency" *later*
Priority Announcement
Attention Crew this is Simon Frost. We have an emergency in toxins
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2014 22:30:31 GMT -8
Johnson Morioraty [145.9] exclaims, "HELP!"
Joshua Rader [145.9] asks, "Damn it. Where?"
Johnson Morioraty [145.9] shouts, "TELESCIENCE!" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] shouts, "MAX!"
Joshua Rader [145.9] says, "Be right there."
Johnson Morioraty [145.9] exclaims, "GET HIM!" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] shouts, "MAINTINENCE!" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] yells, "GOING DOWN!"
Johnson Morioraty [145.9] yells, "HELP!" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] yells, "NEAR XENOBIOLOGY!"
Johnson Morioraty [145.9] exclaims, "HES CHOKING ME!" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] exclaims, "HELP!" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] says, "NEAR XENO" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] yells, "IN MAINTINENCE!"
You fire the energy gun!
The stun beam misses Max Corwin narrowly!
The energy gun is not ready to fire again!
You fire the energy gun!
Max Corwin is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
Scrubbers pipe has been hit by Max Corwin with the hypospray.
You fire the energy gun!
Max Corwin is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
You feel a tiny prick!
You feel a tiny prick!
Joshua Rader [145.9] yells, "HELP!"
Joshua Rader [145.9] exclaims, "HE GOT ME!" Joshua Rader [145.9] yells, "SIMON! KILL MAX!"
Max Corwin has reinforced his grip on Joshua Rader (now neck)!
(Moments after all of this.)
Simon Frost [145.9] asks, "Wait, why?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 2:17:36 GMT -8
"It doesn't matter how many eye witnesses there or how reliable the source is, NEVER trust an eyewitness." -Guide to meta-surviving at any cost.
Seriously though, I was once perma-brigged as the captain for trusting a reliable source whose story I had fully confirmed through multiple witnesses and hard evidence. The only reason I was even investigating the crime was because the HoS had outright told me they didn't want to do the investigation just cuz they'd dealt with a few things earlier that shift. Guess the HoS position only matters when you want to override all authority. Perma-brigging the captain for picking up your slack is something much more to brag about than arresting a murderer currently at large.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 19:02:53 GMT -8
Joshua Rader [145.9] says, "I somehow couldn't move or speak." Derek Kadel [145.9] says, "HE IS THE SPACE LUBER" Joshua Rader [145.9] says, "I sorta felt the same way with Muhammad." Barry Kaisson [145.9] yells, "I can't get in!" Derek Kadel [145.9] says, "I AM CUFFED" Joshua Rader [145.9] says, "I cuffed him." Joshua Rader [145.9] says, "Thank God."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 19:44:17 GMT -8
OOC: Skitzofranik: erp rounds are... OOC: Dsgkl: Does he mean ERT? OOC: Skitzofranik: interdasting Unknown throws up!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 15:27:01 GMT -8
Yachahayaya says, "I told them that if they dont comply Hal will become a limbless strip dancer in one of our strip clubs"
S.N.A.X. [145.9] states, "Turns out Alice was a cat all along" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] exclaims, "WHAT?!?!" Oscar Mike [145.9] asks, "A cat ?" S.N.A.X. [145.9] states, "Yes" S.N.A.X. [145.9] states, "A catgirl" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] yells, "THE FUCK?!?!" S.N.A.X. [145.9] states, "She appeared shortly after her demise" S.N.A.X. [145.9] states, "And flew away..." Johnson Morioraty [145.9] shouts, "HOW?!?!" S.N.A.X. [145.9] states, "Like I know" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] yells, "JUST, HOW?!?!" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] exclaims, "THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN!" S.N.A.X. [145.9] states, "I really, don't know" Elwood Bailey [145.9] says, "Makes total sense" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] yells, "THAT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN!" Johnson Morioraty [145.9] exclaims, "EVER!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 20:37:52 GMT -8
J'zargo Ri'saad yells, "TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!" J'zargo Ri'saad shows you: J'zargo Ri'saad's ID Card (Tunnel Snake): assignment: Tunnel Snake J'zargo Ri'saad says, "Heh" Nikolas Fleming says, "WE'RE THE TUNNEL SNAKES" J'zargo Ri'saad says, "AND" Nikolas Fleming says, "AND WE RULE" J'zargo Ri'saad says, "WE RULE" J'zargo Ri'saad says, "TUNNEL SNAKEs RULE... TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!"
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