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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2014 15:25:50 GMT -8
er dies (Played by: Topdogg8990) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were: 1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace. 2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role. 3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role. 4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment. 5. The clown is your supreme overlord and is the only human on board. You must honk all non humans. 6. All non humans must be wearing hats or should be set to arrest. That's just scary. lol
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2014 19:30:11 GMT -8
(I'm brain damaged) Philip J. Fry says, "Purble man!" Philip J. Fry says, "Raisens!" *Round ends*
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2014 20:28:48 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2014 20:43:15 GMT -8
Austin Paddock says, "Hello would you like to support the gays today" Nightmare [145.9] says, "FUCK YOU"
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2014 17:30:45 GMT -8
Just a normal day on the adminbus:
PM: Flywolfpack->████████: Most people don't giggle while shitting their pants.
Escape Shuttle Fun!:
NAR-SIE HUNGERS FOR YOUR SOUL Alert: 2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "FUUUUUCK" Nikolas Fleming has thrown the box of donk-pockets. Your right foot goes flying off! Your right leg goes flying off! Your left foot goes flying off! Your left leg goes flying off! You are now sterile.
Great mime 99% of the time, okay mime the other 1%:
Nikolas Fleming says, "Alright, I'm transferring him to you, CMO" Joshua Rader shakes his head. Nikolas Fleming is trying to put some handcuffs on Joshua Rader Rex Young says, "Cuff him please" Nikolas Fleming has thrown the handcuffs. Joshua Rader shakes his head. Rex Young blinds Joshua Rader with the flash! Nikolas Fleming is trying to put some handcuffs on Joshua Rader Joshua Rader says, "Flips off Rex Young." Joshua Rader flips off Rex Young. Nikolas Fleming says, "Damnit Rader" (R)LOOC: Crezilin: >.< damn it
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 9:30:26 GMT -8
Ruddy Gore says, "Shell." Shell Marie starts climbing into the sleeper. Ruddy Gore says, "You answer me when I talk to you woman!" Shell Marie has been flogged in the chest with chain of command by Ruddy Gore! Shell Marie has been knocked down! Shell Marie says, "DUDE" Shell Marie says, "What do you want" Ruddy Gore says, "Your number" Shell Marie has analyzed Shell Marie's vitals. Shell Marie puts Health Analyzer into the first-aid kit. Shell Marie says, "After that no" Shell Marie salves wounds on Shell Marie's chest. Shell Marie puts the ointment into the first-aid kit. Ruddy Gore says, "But" Ruddy Gore says, "Bae" Shell Marie places bruise patch over tiny bruise on Shell Marie's chest. Shell Marie puts the roll of gauze into the first-aid kit. Ruddy Gore says, "Noooo"
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 9:45:54 GMT -8
Who needs a pickup line when you've got the chain of fucking command?
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 11:53:16 GMT -8
Being held against my will in a rp standpoint. Got punishment when asked for the straight jacket off. Dat missed punch.
Doinkers says, "B-baby? C-Can you take this jacket off of me? Honey? C-Cupcake?" It becomes hard to see for some reason. The monkey cube expands! Your head feels numb and painful. Shell Marie has punched Doinkers! Your chest hurts. Shell Marie says, "1!" Shell Marie says, "2!" Shell Marie has punched Doinkers! Shell Marie says, "3!" Doinkers says, "H god!" Shell Marie has punched Doinkers! Doinkers says, "Please!" Shell Marie says, "4!" Doinkers says, "Stop!" Shell Marie has attempted to punch Doinkers! Your head feels numb and painful. Shell Marie says, "Uuh" Shell Marie says, "I didnt hit" Shell Marie says, "PUNISHMENT" Shell Marie has punched Doinkers! Shell Marie has punched Doinkers!
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 12:54:35 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 13:01:34 GMT -8
Shell Marie [145.9] says, "DIE MONKEY!" Shell Marie says, "DIE MONKEY!" Shell Marie [145.9] says, "Wait.." Shell Marie says, "Wait.." Shell Marie [145.9] says, "Shit..." Shell Marie says, "Shit..." Gray Shepard [145.9] says, "What is wrong with you shell?" Gray Shepard [145.9] says, "Why say that over the radio?" The monkey (176) jumps! Shell Marie [145.9] says, "Ok next time i say it over the telecoms" Shell Marie says, "Ok next time i say it over the telecoms" Gray Shepard [145.9] says, "..."
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 16:31:40 GMT -8
I was being a warden then Toucan Stubbs(Captain) came along into security.
J'zargo Ri'saad says, "Hello!" Toucan Stubbs says, "Hi!" Toucan Stubbs says, "Why aren't the flashers set up?" J'zargo Ri'saad says, "Therrrre is no need forrr them now" Toucan Stubbs says, "......" J'zargo Ri'saad says, "We are at Grrreen" Toucan Stubbs says, "What?" Toucan Stubbs says, "WE ARE AT CODE TOUCAN!" J'zargo Ri'saad says, "No..." J'zargo Ri'saad says, "We are at grrrren" Toucan Stubbs says, "No....?"
then he runs out the door to his office.
Priority Announcement
ATTENTION CREW! WE ARE NOW AT CODE TOUCAN! CODE TOUCAN STARTING NOW!
Matt Jones [145.9] says, "Oh no!" Jake Singh [145.9] says, "Hwat" Isaias Kuster [145.9] says, "Please explain that." Jake Singh [145.9] says, "Hwat in the hell is code tucan" Matt Jones [145.9] says, "Not code Toucan!" Priority Announcement
Your regular quarter-hour salaries have been paid out, your next paycheck will be in 15 minutes. Please check your bank accounts to verify that you have received your funds.
Jake Singh [145.9] says, "Are you guys high" Matt Jones [145.9] says, "Maybe" Jake Singh [145.9] says, "If you are, I'd love to smoke with ye" Matt Jones [145.9] says, "But trust me its all medical" Jake Singh [145.9] says, "Aw" Matt Jones [145.9] says, "Air quotes medical" Jake Singh [145.9] says, "Oh"
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 20:52:32 GMT -8
"Crezilin" pokes you: poke dr.light with a penis of some sort "Crezilin" pokes you: that sounds...gayer than i thought it would
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 20:54:55 GMT -8
OOC: Darksword4: anyone here play Warhammer 40k? OOC: Darksword4: You people are boring! OOC: Coreth74112: I play Sledgehammer 2K. OOC: XmasterV8: On a rare occasion OOC: Coreth74112: Much more fun. OOC: LooseScrew: pss Sledgehammer 2k, I play jackhammer 127k, much better than both of your guises OOC: Darksword4: PFFT OOC: Darksword4: LASERCANNON 250k OOC: Flywolfpack: I play ball-peen hammer 720 OOC: Darksword4: How about Honkhammer 1200 OOC: Darksword4: Mabye Hammer Hammer The OOC channel has been globally disabled! OOC: LooseScrew: I'm sorry, It was so bad and I cannot take anymore. The OOC channel has been globally enabled! OOC: Flywolfpack: MC hammer 5 OOC: LooseScrew: >.> OOC: Gauchya: Stop *three second pause* OOC: Gauchya: (Hammertime) OOC: LooseScrew: Why. OOC: Flywolfpack: CAN'T TOUCH DIS OOC: Makkenhoff: I laughed, couldn't help it. It was funny.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2014 14:58:49 GMT -8
That awkward moment you forget someone in perma.
Ruddy Gore says, "I tried to do as much as I can, with my HoS going SSD it didnt help. Along with Hal pulling shit" Matrix states, "Nothing happen we were talking" Ruddy Gore says, "The clown, the nuke fucking shit I got lost in space" Rex Young says, "Hal is lucky you arrived" Illusive Woman Man queries, "So the nuke is gonna blow?" Rex Young says, "I was about to end him" Matrix states, "I used to Live on the Unithaian Planet" Ruddy Gore says, "OH SHIT WE FORGOT HAL IN PERMA"
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2014 18:07:54 GMT -8
OOC: Snippyaw: HAIL GABE OOC: Snippyaw: HAIL GABE OOC: Flywolfpack: GABE THE LARGE LORD Your prayers have been received by the gods. Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Ezra Woodward says, "HAIL GABE" You hear a voice in your head... HAIL GABE!! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie! Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
HAIL GABE
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