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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 21:39:31 GMT -8
Lots of crazy stuff has happened on this server, and I saved some of what I thought to be the best parts. Anyone can feel free to contribute a quote (or chat snippet) they feel is worthy of this thread. Context is entirely unnecessary.
Death Squad Monkey chimpers, "Yes, Nik" Nikolas Fleming says, "I'm a mailman" Death Squad Monkey chimpers, "Change it to a standard regulation uniform." Death Squad Monkey chimpers, "And do your job."
Isaac Bearington says, "He already tried" Isaac Bearington says, "Beepsky is no more" Nikolas Fleming says, "Well shit" Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!" Officer Beepsky points at Isaac Bearington! Isaac Bearington says, "I lied"
Robotic Talk, Joshua Rader says, "You take the Captain, I'll get the monkey." Pun Pun chimpers, "Its about to go down" You fire the taser gun! Toucan Stubbs is hit by the electrode in the chest! Pun Pun fires the ion rifle! Joshua Rader is hit by the ion bolt in the chest! Joshua Rader is blinded by the flash! Joshua Rader is blinded by the flash!
Philip J. Fry [Command] says, "Oh there's one more thing" Philip J. Fry [Command] says, "Why is my arm not robotic any more?" Hugo Lee [Command] says, "It grew back" Philip J. Fry [Command] says, "That doesn't happen"
Toucan Stubbs [145.9] says, "I called the shuttle. To everyone who feels I owe them an explanation..... COME FIGHT ME!!!!" Drake Doomer [Command] says, "Please explain your self" Toucan Stubbs [Command] says, "COME FIGHT ME!"
The sudden rush of air knocks you over! You are sucked away by airflow! Supermatter slams into Airtight Hatch! Canister: [N2] slams into a reinforced window! Nikolas Fleming slams into Supermatter! Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "Okay" The wrench smacks into Supermatter and rapidly flashes to ash. Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "So" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "I just hit the supermatter and it's a miracle I'm alive"
Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "Hey Isaac" Isaac Bearington [145.9] says, "Yeah?" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "It's real Nikolas" Nikolas Fleming (as Joshua Rader) says, "Nikolas wants to say something." Nikolas Fleming (as Joshua Rader) says, "Yeah..." Isaac Bearington [145.9] says, "Yeah...?" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "Can you head to telescience?" Isaac Bearington [145.9] says, "Um" Isaac Bearington [145.9] says, "Sure?" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "Bearing 227.4" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "Elevation 8.3" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "Power 40" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "If you would" Nikolas Fleming (as Joshua Rader) says, "Oh hell no." Nikolas Fleming (as Joshua Rader) says, "Don't do it." Isaac Bearington [145.9] says, "EVIL" Nikolas Fleming says, "Haha!" Isaac Bearington [145.9] says, "THATS THE SUPERMATTER" Nikolas Fleming says, "I think I won here"
Ian points to Nikolas Fleming Ian barks, "WOOF!" Ian woofs, "WOOF TWAT WOOF"
FlemBot (AI) [145.9] queries, "Virologist, where did the HoS go?" Drakette Doomer (Virologist) [145.9] says, "Home" FlemBot (AI) [145.9] queries, "The HoS just went home?" Drakette Doomer (Virologist) [145.9] says, "He was infected, and SSD" FlemBot (AI) [145.9] states, "I see..." FlemBot (AI) [145.9] states, "It's just that he was with you one second, and not the next" Drakette Doomer (Virologist) [145.9] says, "Are you sensors messed up?" Tobias Reaper (HoS) Death Alarm (Automated Announcement) [145.9] declares, "Tobias Reaper has died in Space!" FlemBot (AI) [145.9] states, "Yeah..."
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN Sammus Gilbert [145.9] says, "HOS GET ME OUT" Sammus Gilbert [145.9] says, "OH SHIT" Sammus Gilbert's Death Alarm [145.9] declares, "Sammus Gilbert has died in Brig!"
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Zoey Proasheck, Captain, has arrived on the station." HONK HONKERS [145.9] says, "Hey Zoey" HONK HONKERS [145.9] says, "So" HONK HONKERS [145.9] says, "I just beat the shit out of a baddie for you" HONK HONKERS [145.9] says, "And he was wearing your armor" HONK HONKERS [145.9] says, "So by the warrior code I get it"
Philip J. Fry [Command] says, "Thanks for not puking in my office, Rader" Joshua Rader [Command] says, "I held it in, just for you."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 22:18:43 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 1:53:25 GMT -8
This is basically what happens when you give people the silly thing called freedom of speech.Woof: Such woof, Much doge -- Mar 22, 2014 at 2:11am AIGamerGirl: - Love that -- Mar 20, 2014 at 1:00am briton1: Much Issues -- Mar 19, 2014 at 6:19pm Ledgend1221: so ice cream -- Mar 19, 2014 at 6:14pm Da Vriton: Many Returns -- Mar 19, 2014 at 5:33pm doom87er: Wow, such woof -- Mar 19, 2014 at 6:47am Woof: -- Mar 19, 2014 at 1:06am Woof: I wov woo -- Mar 19, 2014 at 12:53am Woof: Meow -- Mar 19, 2014 at 12:49am Ledgend1221: Your motherboard. -- Mar 17, 2014 at 4:49am doom87er: Proc.insult begin... User.ledgend/state:"fat face"=true -- Mar 17, 2014 at 4:24am demogavin: Pedestrian Masher: ONLINE -- Mar 14, 2014 at 1:55pm
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 11:32:15 GMT -8
I was quoted twice! Guess this means I'm famous now.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 11:45:53 GMT -8
Ian points to Nikolas Fleming Ian barks, "WOOF!" Ian woofs, "WOOF TWAT WOOF"
actually was ledgend
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2014 10:57:06 GMT -8
Wing Justice (as Owlman) says, "It didnt have to end like this hugo" Wing Justice (as Owlman) says, "But you saw to much" DEAD: Hugo Lee says, "I didn't see shit" DEAD: Hugo Lee says, ";q;" Wing Justice (as Owlman) says, "Im sorry"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014 10:45:48 GMT -8
"That Doesn't happen"
I lost it lol
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2014 8:03:40 GMT -8
Being a helpful AI:
Joshua Rader (Research Director) [145.9] says, "WHO KEEPS MAKING USELESS CRAP IN R&D SO HELP ME!" ... FlemBot states, "Also I have a confession to make" Joshua Rader says, "Yes?" FlemBot states, "IT WAS ME MAKING USELESS STUFF IN R&D" Joshua Rader says, "YOU.!" Joshua Rader says, "BAS'tAHRD."
Pissing matches with Space Wizards:
Nikolas the Fleming (as Unknown) says, "SCYLAR NILA RD OFFICE" Joshua Rader says, "You bastard." Nikolas the Fleming (as Unknown) says, "Oh you bastard"
Central Command Update Automated Grid Check Abnormal activity detected in Apocalyptic Station's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Joshua Rader says, "YOU'RE THE BASTARD." Nikolas the Fleming (as Unknown) says, "NO YOU" Joshua Rader says, "NO YOU ARE!" Nikolas the Fleming (as Unknown) says, "YOU TOOK DOWN MY BORGS" Nikolas the Fleming (as Unknown) says, "THAT MAKES YOU A BASTARD" Joshua Rader says, "They're mine bitch!" Nikolas the Fleming (as Unknown) says, "I subverted them!" Joshua Rader blinds Nikolas the Fleming (as Unknown) with the flash! Joshua Rader blinds Nikolas the Fleming (as Unknown) with the flash!
What happens when you aren't quite on the right keys:
Philip J. Fry [145.9] says, "Bomb twat!" Philip J. Fry [145.9] says, "Test rather" Nikolas Fleming [145.9] says, "What?" Philip J. Fry [145.9] says, "I meant test"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2014 18:34:04 GMT -8
Apocalyptic Station Development Chat Doom87er: "Oh no..." LorenLuke: "What happened?" Doom87er: "My error has an error..." LorenLuke: "..." DrBrock: "..."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 0:54:15 GMT -8
Apocalyptic Station Development Chat Doom87er: "Oh no..." LorenLuke: "What happened?" Doom87er: "My error has an error..." LorenLuke: "..." DrBrock: "..." Good to know that development it coming along nicely
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 7:39:08 GMT -8
This didn't happen in game but it did on the forums and it needs to be shared, most people won't get it but a few will.
"Dictator mode ingaged"-Aigamergirl
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 15:27:58 GMT -8
Security oppressing clowns done right:
Clown Honkerton (Clown) [144.7] says, "W-Wh-hat ar-re m-my c-ch-harg-g-ges-s?" Alex Tomple (Warden) [144.7] says, "Attempted assault!" Clown Honkerton (Clown) [144.7] says, "I d-d-d-demand-d t-t-t-to k-kn-now m-my-y r-righ-h-ht-ts-s" Alex Tomple (Warden) [144.7] says, "You have the right to remain silent!"
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Post by doom87er on Apr 10, 2014 6:52:30 GMT -8
Cleverbot: O, I think there is a problem.
User: And what would that be?
Cleverbot: Jimmy Page!
User: Want me to take him out?
Cleverbot: Please.
User: *shoots Jimmy page*.
Cleverbot: Jimmy Page is Led Zeppelin's guitarist.
User: And now he is dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.
User: Shhh, be quiet my sweet, all things must end.
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Post by doom87er on Apr 10, 2014 7:17:57 GMT -8
User: Kanne sie speak english?
Cleverbot: Ich kann, aber ich englisch nicht sprechen will.
User: You wont speak english?
<10 min later>
Cleverbot: But why did you say that you can't speak English?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2014 18:22:52 GMT -8
Inspirational Motivation for us all:
Jared Price (Head of Security) [145.9] says, "Listen up crew. I have an announcement." Jared Price (Head of Security) [145.9] says, "Don't be shit." Jared Price (Head of Security) [145.9] says, "That's all.." Kieth Daniels (Forensic Technician) [145.9] says, "*audible clapping*" FlemBot (AI) [145.9] states, "Inspiring words" Na'Khar Sa'Kuate (Head of Personnel) [145.9] says, "What a grrreat speach." Hal Dreddson (Geneticist) [145.9] says, "Beautiful, as if written by Edgar poe himself" Dylan Lovitt Allen (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "Best annoucement I've heard all day.."
Attempt #3 to set up the supermatter:
FlemBot (AI) [145.9] queries, "Should the supermatter be in place before the gas is put in, CE?" FlemBot (AI) [145.9] queries, "Will it disperse once the doors are open?" Philip J. Fry (Chief Engineer) [145.9] says, "Goddamnit"
Death by Telecomms:
Rosa Marcotte [145.9] says, "Can you let me into telecomms?" QUILT [145.9] states, "There is a firewall on the turret systems" Rosa Marcotte [145.9] says, "Nevermind, got past." DEAD: Rosa Marcotte says, "Okay apparently I didn't."
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