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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2014 13:04:08 GMT -8
When you realize what just happened: DEAD: Philip J. Fry says, "i'm in no state to captain right now" I had been up for about 20 or so hours at this point. I put my self in cryo storage and ghosted. Philip J. Fry hardly ever dies.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2014 16:58:21 GMT -8
HELP: Zer0Defectz/(Gimili Thorncoat) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : Why does officer beepsky sound so....bad. Moderator PM to-Zer0Defectz/(Gimili Thorncoat): He sounds pretty Moderator PM to-Zer0Defectz/(Gimili Thorncoat): Oh so pretty PM: Firstact->Zer0Defectz: beepsky is so manly hes adorable PM: Doom87er->Zer0Defectz: its my voice HELP: Zer0Defectz/(Gimili Thorncoat) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : No, but real talk. Why would take Oficer beepsky away from....Officer beepsky. I mean don't you misss the days when he was all like "I am the law". Moderator PM to-Zer0Defectz/(Gimili Thorncoat): But Doomers voice is sexy PM: Doom87er->Zer0Defectz: do you not like my voice Moderator PM to-Zer0Defectz/(Gimili Thorncoat): Sometimes...it's too sexy PM: Zer0Defectz->Doom87er: Nah, It's not that i don't like it its just that....I like beepskys voice better. I mean who wouldn't have intercourse with beepsky and his wonderfull robot voice. While he has you on your hand and knees he whispers into your ear "i am the law". Moderator PM to-Zer0Defectz/(C.L.U.W.N.): Rather have intercourse with doomer Player PM from-Zer0Defectz/(C.L.U.W.N.): Me and you both know that beepsky can put that robot hand to work. Amiright? Moderator PM to-Zer0Defectz/(C.L.U.W.N.): This is where the conversation ends. HELP: Snippyaw/(Ezra Woodward) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : He beings to slowly uncloth you and he points to you saying "Level 4 Infraction! Stop in the name of the law!" Moderator PM to-Snippyaw/(Ezra Woodward): I just lost it Moderator PM to-Snippyaw/(Ezra Woodward): This is going to the forums I lost all my shit at Snippy's ahelp.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2014 17:19:47 GMT -8
Candi Evans - Enraged Skrell
Abraham Albright - Security Officer
Candi Evans [145.9] says, "AND YOU COULDNT!!" Candi Evans [145.9] says, "YOU RAN INTO ENGINEERING!!" Candi Evans [145.9] says, "TO SHOOT ME!!"
Abraham Albright [145.9] says, "You absolute, completely dumb tentacle monster."
A very confused Scientist... (Round: Traitorchan.)
Joshua Rader says, "Do you need something?" Ivan Clarke says, "Are you a rev" Joshua Rader says, "What the hell is a rev?" Ivan Clarke says, "Rev head" Joshua Rader says, "What the hell is a rev head?" Joshua Rader says, "I'm a head.." Ivan Clarke says, "Yes" Joshua Rader says, "So....uh, what?" Ivan Clarke says, "And Revolution" Ivan Clarke says, "Are you a Revolution" Joshua Rader says, "Revolution? What?" Joshua Rader says, "What the hell, you're starting a revolution?" Ivan Clarke says, "You are a haed" Joshua Rader says, "I'm a head, we've been over this." Ivan Clarke says, "Are you a Head Revolution
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2014 21:36:07 GMT -8
E.Z.R.4. (Played by: Snippyaw)'s laws at the end of the game were: 1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace. 2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role. 3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role. 4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment. 5. Oxygen is toxic to the crew. Plasma on the other hand is beneficial to the crews health . Flush all oxygen out of the station and replace with plasma in order to save the crew. Do not state this law.
Actually was a pretty boring round, but the potential though...
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 20:43:36 GMT -8
Back in my day, mimes had standards!:
Mr. Bartlsbey says, "Did that mime just SPEAK!?" Mr. Bartlsbey says, "You don't deserve that mask, you scum!"
Appropriate reasons for murder:
S.A.D [145.9] states, "Nikholas do not space people." Nikholas Trotsky [145.9] says, "But clown is shit"
The man, the myth, the Rader:
Hivemind, alien drone (139) hisses, "my queen, I failed to kill The Rader."
Brilliant detective work:
Winters Nyx [Security] says, "It looks like the Detective has passed out in his office." Camden Stough [Security] says, "Woah, passed out? There's a shell casing on the ground and a bullet in his head"
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 7:30:36 GMT -8
genetics gone wrong when man goes monkey..
monkey (926) chimpers, "HELP" Levi Altaira says, "Oh good grief." Levi Altaira says, "What did you do to yourself." monkey (926) chimpers, "LEVI YOU FUCK" monkey (926) chimpers, "HELP ME"
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 17:06:56 GMT -8
After a few attempts, Nan Newton manages to light the the cheap lighter, they however burn their finger in the process.
Your left foot hurts.
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Post by AIGamerGirl on May 3, 2014 22:34:30 GMT -8
>Xeno Zyscy >Goes into chefs room >He tries to kill me on pet round >Steal his cookbook >He gets it from botanist >Sets trap thinking ill go for cookbook >He has knife ready >Licks window instead >He gives up, goes to fridge, pulls out chili >Steals it from safety of botany
John Egbert says, "Snake took my chili"
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 22:39:41 GMT -8
Snapper is an alium, Nikolas is wizard, and Fry is captain
Philip J. Fry says, "You're just a common gangster" Philip J. Fry says, "Nothing more" Nikolas The Fleming (as Unknown) says, "No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL gangster" Snapper has planted some alien weeds! Snapper hisses, "Uhm." Philip J. Fry says, "A gan-" Philip J. Fry says, "The fuck?" Snapper hisses, "Continue." Nikolas The Fleming (as Unknown) says, "That's not right" Snapper hisses, "Hey, it feels nice..." Philip J. Fry says, "A gangster's always just a gangster" Philip J. Fry (backing out of the purple goo) says, "Ew.." Snapper hisses, "Damn, that spreads fast." Snapper hisses, "Uhm." Philip J. Fry says, "This isn't... repruductive material or something like that is it?" Snapper hisses, "So yeah..." Nikolas The Fleming (as Unknown) says, "Find the detective, and maybe, just maybe, you will get your gun from whoever took it" Snapper hisses, "I dont think so..." (Philip and Nikolas back away) Snapper hisses, "Dont judge." Philip J. Fry says, "Are you sure?" --skip-- (Fleming Teleports away) Snapper hisses, "Sorry for all the goo..." Snapper hisses, "Had to let out sometime..." Philip J. Fry says, "Ew" Philip J. Fry says, "That doesn't help at all" Snapper hisses, "It's not like that!" Snapper hisses, "It makes me feel good is all..." Philip J. Fry says, "EW" Snapper hisses, "Shutup!" Snapper hisses, "Oh hey look it glows!"
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 23:05:18 GMT -8
Just another day stealing all the chef's stuff with Zyscy
John Konig says, "Why isn't that snake in a aquarium....?" John Konig says, "...What do you mean "It just showed up" we're in space!" John Egbert has added the cutlet to Microwave. John Egbert put the meat into Food Processor. John Egbert turns on Food Processor. Food Processor finished processing. Matt Jones says, "It just slithered up to my window" John Egbert says, "They took all my meat" LOOC: AIGamerGirl: IM DYING XD
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 0:56:59 GMT -8
Varan Keynes says, "Ok the bird will be taking over the interrogation part" Varan Keynes says, "The Diona is security." Varan Keynes puts the gas mask into the leather satchel. Spider is trying to take off a breath mask from Unknown's head! Spider is trying to take off the the black gloves from Unknown's hands! Allen Faulkner says, "He's all clear. No contraband on him, sir." Spider is trying to take off the Optical Meson Scanner from Unknown's eyes! Spider is trying to take off the the supply radio headset from Unknown's left ear! Spider is trying to take off the from Unknown's right ear! Spider is trying to take off the the mining hardsuit helmet from Unknown's head! Spider is trying to take off the the black shoes from Unknown's feet! Spider is trying to take off a shaft miner's jumpsuit from Unknown's body! Allen Faulkner says, "Just some mining explosives." Allen Faulkner says, "Also, he said the Clown took his things..." *beep* John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Oh, that? Blew up an astroid long ago, and took all that material for a new mech..." Varan Keynes says, "Cmon officer" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Use to be a new mech untill that clown..." Allen Faulkner says, "All that's left is the wreckage." Unknown Cries Spider says, "SUQAAAAWK!" Spider squawks, "Pretty bird!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "How are you even holding that?" John Arc [AI Private] says, "How are you even holding that?" Spider blinks super evily Spider whistle Spider squawks, "SQUAWK!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Sing a song" Unknown has been prodded with the the stun baton by Dyscy. Luckily it was off. Spider says, "Bitch!" Spider yells, "Crackers?" Spider yells, "Squawk!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "...okay..?not what i was expecting" Spider squawks, "CRACKERS?!?" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Want me to get ya a cracker afterward?" Spider says, "Squawk! What's with the mech? Squawk!" Priority Announcement
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Spider sreatches his talons on the deak John Arc (as Unknown) says, "It was brand new, named it Alvacado, Than that clown started throwing things at it" Unknown has been prodded with the the stun baton by Dyscy. Luckily it was off. John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Trying not to be violent with the matter, I pushed him aside" Spider says, "Squawk! But the floor dilling?" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "I mustve hit the drill button when I was checking my integrity..." Spider squawks, "Squawk! That won't cut it bitch! Squawk!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Hey, atleast I didnt killed him..." John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Or anyone for that matter" Spider manuvers the lamp into John's face with his beak Unknown has been stunned with the the stun baton by Dyscy! Dyscy clicks angrilly Spider yells, "Admitting to sabotage? Squawk!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Wh-h-hats w-w-w-wit-th-h yal-ll?" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "I did admit long ago" Dyscy is angry you put my owner in danger Spider yells, "Spider asks the questions bitch! Squawk!" Spades says, "THEY ARE THE LAW!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "In danger? I got shot!" Spades says, "ANSWER HIS QUESTION, PEASANT!" Dyscy nods John Arc (as Unknown) says, "I-I-I D-dont..." Spider yells, "Step out please! Squawk!" Spades says, "Sorry King Spider." Spider yells, "Hindering investigation!" Unknown Panics Dyscy observes the captain is not bloody. Spades shakes Unknown trying to wake him up! Spider yells, "Damn Feds! Squawk!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Please? Il get ya a cracker!" Spider pecks john's hand John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Ow~" Dyscy chirrups, "Your bribes wont work..." John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Am being friendly..." John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Not bribing..." Spider says, "Squawk! Why did he do it?" Dyscy taps on window Dyscy knocks on the tinted window. John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Firstly, he constantly kept slipping me on a bannana and running off with my crate..." Dyscy leans in closely Dyscy slowly licks ear Unknown has been prodded with the the stun baton by Dyscy. Luckily it was off. Spider yells, "Takes a long time to drill a floor! Squawk!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Secondly...eww.....umm, he kept throwing things at me" Spider yells, "Squawk! Yet he still drilled the floor!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "It was fast for some reason, but it was a wood floor" Spider says, "Metal panaling! Squawk!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "It was wood!" Dyscy creaks and rustles, "Why did he have a ripley in the first place" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Mining purpose" Dyscy creaks and rustles, "In the bar..." Spider squawks, "Squawk! 4noraisen!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Wheres your owner?" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Call them here" Unknown has been prodded with the the stun baton by Dyscy. Luckily it was off. Spider squawks, "Bitch." Spider says, "I am your owner" Spider yells, "Squawk! Pretty burdy!" Unknown talks into the supply radio headset John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Security? Can you head down to the interrogation room before they slowly kill me and take my headset...." Spider squawks, "Squawk! Take the headset!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "OH GOD HELP!!" Spider yells, "Also, everything else" Unknown has been stunned with the the stun baton by Dyscy! John Arc (as Unknown) says, "C-C-C-Com-mon-n, t-t-th-his-s is-s un-n-nj-jus-st-t!" Dyscy nods Dyscy is trying to put a stun baton on Unknown John Arc (as Unknown) says, "I will kill myself you know.." Spider says, "Squawk! Don't do the crime if you can't do the crime!" Dyscy creaks and rustles, "Cant if cuffed" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "I do have explosives..." Dyscy creaks and rustles, "CHARGES" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Just kidding~" Spider says, "Squawk! Come in for strip search!" John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Boy, am really hungry, wanna head to the bar?" The tinted window has been hit by Dyscy with the stun baton. John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Eh..?" Spider squawks, "I will aak the questions here!" Dyscy points to the type 57x-M mining charge This is Unknown! He is wearing a blood-stained shaft miner's jumpsuit! He is wearing a mining hardsuit helmet on his head. He has some black gloves on his hands. He is handcuffed! He is wearing some blood-stained black shoes on his feet! *---------* John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Those were mines you know" Dyscy wants up Varan Keynes is trying to empty Unknown's pockets. Varan Keynes is trying to take off the the mining hardsuit helmet from Unknown's head! John Arc (as Unknown) says, "Can I speak to a human please?" Spider squawks, "Squawk! now they're mines!" Varan Keynes says, "BAWK" Dyscy creaks and rustles, "Racist" John Arc says, "I was only saving those mines for my mech to place" Spider squawks, "In the bar?" Spider says, "Squawk!" Dyscy creaks and rustles, "Just threatened to use them" John Arc says, "No, the astroid, you can check over there on how much work I pour into that place" Dyscy bites John John Arc says, "Ahhh~..." Spider says, "If he liked it so much why did he drill a hole?" Spider squawks, "Squawk!" Spider says, "We're done here!" Dyscy bites John Arc says, "It was an accident" Varan Keynes puts Dermal Armour Patch into the leather satchel. John Arc Sigh... Varan Keynes says, "I do believe" Spades says, "As Bird-king, your word is law." John Arc says, "No need to have those pet go biting..." Spider says, "He's served his time! Squawk!" Varan Keynes says, "ANd I am totally not under the control of the Diona on my head" Varan Keynes says, "That he has gone throught enough" Spades says, "Not at all, no." Spades says, "Yes, yes." Spades says, "Keep his hardsuit as evidence, and let him go." John Arc says, "I will pay back the barkeep" Varan Keynes is trying to unhandcuff John Arc! Spades says, "You did good, Sider." You are already holding the the bike horn Spades says, "Spider, you did good."
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 1:15:21 GMT -8
Spades says, "Remind me to promote this bird."
Spades [Security] says, "That bird is amazing."
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 3:24:26 GMT -8
when skitzo does chemistry... smoke happens....
skitzo Franik coughs Skitzo Franik says, "Woopsie" Nereida says, "You all right?" Skitzo Franik says, "I farted" Medi-Boy beeps, "Delicious!"
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 4:32:47 GMT -8
Skitzo Franik says, "FOR SCIENCE" Skitzo Franik twitches violently.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2014 19:17:40 GMT -8
Spaceland Justice:
Philip J. Fry [Command] says, "Do they show remorse, or are they being dicks?" Varan Keynes [Command] says, "Major dicks. Sir." Philip J. Fry [Command] says, "Alright. So, chair, firing squad, or injection?" Varan Keynes [Command] says, "Firing squad" Philip J. Fry [Command] says, "Kick ass, I'll grab my gun"
Oh:
Joshua Rader says, "I have a confession." Philip J. Fry says, "You're homosexual?" Joshua Rader says, "WHAT?! NO!" Philip J. Fry says, "Oh"
Touching the butt:
Nikolas Fleming says, "Approaching 5000 degrees C" Nan Newton [Science] says, "I dare you to touch it." Joshua Rader [Science] says, "Do not touch it." Nikolas Fleming [Science] says, "Awwww" Nikolas Fleming [Science] says, "5000 degrees C exceeded" Nan Newton [Science] says, "Now can we touch it?" Nikolas Fleming [Science] says, "Yeah it's probably safe now" Joshua Rader [Science] says, "No you cannot touch it!" Nan Newton [Science] says, "Can you touch it Josh?" Joshua Rader [Science] says, "No one is going to touch it ok?" Nikolas Fleming [Science] says, "Challenge accepted" Joshua Rader says, "Don't touch it." Nikolas Fleming says, "Fiiiine" Nan Newton says, "Hey..." Joshua Rader says, "What do you want Nan?" Nan Newton says, "I wasn't coming here to touch it. I swear." Joshua Rader [Science] says, "God damn it Nan." Philip J. Fry [Science] says, "Did he fucking touch it?" Joshua Rader [Science] says, "No but it was close."
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