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Post by Hugo14453 on Apr 2, 2015 17:32:29 GMT -8
Jim Mann (follow) says, "pickles" Pickle (follow) asks, "Yas?" Jim Mann (follow) says, "you da real mvp" Jim Mann handed the bear trap to Pickle.
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nicolodosh
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Post by nicolodosh on Apr 2, 2015 17:36:50 GMT -8
[9:30:51 PM] Orgasmus: i can sympathize [9:31:06 PM] Orgasmus: Medical: bitched at when you can't heal their bruise NOW [9:31:17 PM] Orgasmus: Engineering: bitched at when power is out, never thanked when power is on [9:31:31 PM] Orgasmus: Security: bitched at for upholding the law, bitched at for not upholding the law [9:31:38 PM] Orgasmus: Cargo: bitched at for blowing points on hats [9:31:54 PM] Orgasmus: Science: bitched at for making guns and not upgrades/bags of holding [9:32:06 PM] Orgasmus: Mining: bitched at for not finding diamonds [9:32:40 PM] Orgasmus: Cooking: bitched at for not making food, have all food scarfed down in two seconds by three people [9:33:13 PM] Orgasmus: Janitor: bitched at for not cleaning, bitched at for wet floors [9:33:32 PM] Orgasmus: that it? [9:33:50 PM] Chrystal: uh [9:33:52 PM] Chrystal: captain [9:33:58 PM] Orgasmus: that's pretty obvious [9:34:05 PM] Orgasmus: Captain: be the blame for all the above
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Post by ARetardedWhale on Apr 2, 2015 19:49:43 GMT -8
Jim Mann (follow) says, "pickles" Pickle (follow) asks, "Yas?" Jim Mann (follow) says, "you da real mvp" Jim Mann handed the bear trap to Pickle. I died of laughter when he said that xD
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Post by radiantflash on Apr 3, 2015 16:49:36 GMT -8
Marlowe Phillips/(Croike)(JMP): I feel like I'm the best/worst detective. Marlowe Phillips/(Croike)(JMP): I got the guy...by brutally murdering him after he was taken into custody. Demogavin: dont i just love logic of this game...
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Post by indy4321 on Apr 3, 2015 21:07:20 GMT -8
Troy Stotts whispers, "I once raped a small child with an icicle."
[21:47:10]SAY: Ambrose le Rouge/[REDACTOR] : I have an Elevation report on Troy Stotts. [21:47:18]SAY: Ambrose le Rouge/[REDACTOR] : He is to be executed for child molestation. [21:47:55]SAY: Ambrose le Rouge/[REDACTOR] : Summary execution. He's a wanted criminal. Sol Central has put out a bounty on him.
Minutes later:
[21:49:58]SAY: Ambrose le Rouge/[REDACTOR] : There he is! [21:50:06]SAY: Ambrose le Rouge/[REDACTOR] : You'll never rape a child with an icicle again!
*cue ERT blasting his head off with guns guns guns*
I lol'd
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nicolodosh
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Post by nicolodosh on Apr 4, 2015 5:57:41 GMT -8
i wont lie... i was wondering what it was about
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nicolodosh
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Post by nicolodosh on Apr 4, 2015 12:14:20 GMT -8
A Random Artificier was found and killed during an unrelated event--
[Response Team] Stergen Blacksaw says, "Sir, i'll remain here, do some checks" Firelock East opens. [Response Team] Stergen Blacksaw says, "Code eldritch"
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN Priority Announcement
An emergency evacuation shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes.
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Post by thevigilante15 on Apr 4, 2015 14:49:55 GMT -8
((While inviting people to a party)) [Common] Toaster says, "They are bored without you" [Common] Toaster says, "They lack [strippers]" Attention! Security level elevated to blue The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted. Your cigarette goes out. [Common] Aiden Pearce asks, "The fuck?" Aiden Pearce asks, "The fuck?" [Common] Toaster says, "My apologise, i will take the joke back ifyou are THAT offended"
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Post by Geode on Apr 5, 2015 6:28:36 GMT -8
[Common] Arrivals Announcement Computer says, "Unknown Sprinter, Assistant, has arrived on the station." [Common] Unknown Sprinter says, "ONE JOB" [Common] Unknown Sprinter says, "ONE MAN" [Common] Unknown Sprinter says, "ONE HALL" [Common] N'klaire Varrara says, "Oh. Hey." N'klaire Varrara says, "Oh. Hey." [Common] N'klaire Varrara says, "The doors are open." N'klaire Varrara says, "The doors are open." [Common] Unknown Sprinter says, "NO WORDS, ONLY FEET" Logan Rockwell buckles in! [Common] Logan Rockwell says, "..." Logan Rockwell talks into the captain's headset Unknown Sprinter exclaims, "YESS!" N'klaire Varrara says, "Oh." N'klaire Varrara says, "Hey." N'klaire Varrara says, "You made it." S.O.A.P. states, "That was pretty fast" Unknown Sprinter dusts himself off N'klaire Varrara says, "Rrrreally fast." Unknown Sprinter says, "Bit of issue with doors but whatevs" Unknown Sprinter buckles in! Priority Announcement
The Crew Transfer Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
Sudden acceleration presses you into your chair! Unknown Sprinter says, "I have no idea why they send me here all the time to do that" N'klaire Varrara: Quotable.. Unknown Sprinter says, "But i dont complain, i just go fast" Unknown Sprinter says, "Chilli dogs..."
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Post by Hugo14453 on Apr 7, 2015 13:17:29 GMT -8
Julian McCoy says, "DEAF!"
Julian McCoy shouts, "HELP!"
Julian McCoy yells, "MAX!"
Julian McCoy says, "I'M DEAF!"
S.O.A.P. states, "CMO"
Julian McCoy says, "DEAF!"
Max Grim says, "IM DEAF"
S.O.A.P. states, "He suffers from radiation sickness"
S.O.A.P. states, "Oh dear..."
Max Grim says, "I CANT HEAR"
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Post by Hugo14453 on Apr 7, 2015 15:08:44 GMT -8
[Medical] Laurence Rigby says, "He's recovering in the patient ward at the moment if someone wants to toss him in cryo." [Medical] Barsli Sarvi says, "Your fucking Peridax is done." [Medical] Laurence Rigby says, "I literally had time for him to die and get cloned before you were done." [Medical] Laurence Rigby asks, "Did you just get an F in basic chemistry?" [Medical] Barsli Sarvi asks, "Basic?" [Medical] Aiden Pearce says, "It's not really basic. Peridaxon is /very/ complex." [Medical] Barsli Sarvi says, "It's one of the hardest thigs to fucking make"
Tension in the medbay...
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Post by thevigilante15 on Apr 7, 2015 15:35:20 GMT -8
[Medical] Laurence Rigby says, "He's recovering in the patient ward at the moment if someone wants to toss him in cryo." [Medical] Barsli Sarvi says, "Your fucking Peridax is done." [Medical] Laurence Rigby says, "I literally had time for him to die and get cloned before you were done." [Medical] Laurence Rigby asks, "Did you just get an F in basic chemistry?" [Medical] Barsli Sarvi asks, "Basic?" [Medical] Aiden Pearce says, "It's not really basic. Peridaxon is /very/ complex." [Medical] Barsli Sarvi says, "It's one of the hardest thigs to fucking make" Tension in the medbay... Made this joke before, but eh. "I think it's about time this episode of Scrubs came to an end."
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Post by MDirt on Apr 7, 2015 16:25:01 GMT -8
WHAT, IF MEDBAY IS SCRUBS THEN I DONT EVEN WANNA BE A DOCTOR ANYMORE I WANNA BE THE JANITOR GUY
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