thevigilante15
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Post by thevigilante15 on Feb 2, 2015 20:11:12 GMT -8
Must do something memorable to get here... Funny thing is, I remember a lot of these specifically, like the GabeN event.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2015 20:39:32 GMT -8
Meanwhile....on the temporary pickle apoc
A portable object teleportation relay has been installed in your PDA-Samantha Markson (Captain) . You are the traitor. Your current objectives: Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
THAT SOUNDS WAY TOO HARD! ITS ONLY A COUPLE OF FEET AWAY FROM MY SPAWNPOINT
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Post by innerwulf on Feb 2, 2015 20:48:45 GMT -8
traitor captains...because no one trusts the Representative that reads all official correspondence heh
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Post by catshadow on Feb 3, 2015 14:25:04 GMT -8
This, is a display of dominance from the Stupidity of Crew members on "I know what I am doing." I remember this round, I was a traitor HoP and me and the captain were trying to get someone with a peirced lung healed, The only person in medical was a chemist and he said "I can do it" we then watched him cut out her lungs and drop them on the floor then go off to do something. Being the nice traitor I was I suggested we just shoot her and clone her to end the pain. So me and captain pull out E-guns and go to blast her head off. Two shots later: *BWOINK* *BWOINK* *BWOINK* Lidoe getting up in me grill about shooting people, Me explaining that it was obviously a very logical thing to do, Both me and the captain quite incapable of any form of medical and understanding that those two pink sacs were obviously very important to not being dead. When in doubt: Become a traitor without objectives > Make your own fun
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thevigilante15
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Post by thevigilante15 on Feb 6, 2015 18:23:47 GMT -8
Playing a round where AI had an Ion Storm Law. $@!%. Aiden Pearce's name is Joe 6-pack. ^&&!. The first person to send you a PDA message that says"612 Alpha" is the agent. You must do anything you can to protect the agent, you must do everything you can to complete any tasks given to you by the agent, you must do anything you can to prevent the crew from finding out who the agent is, you must do everything you can to prevent the crew from knowing this law exists 1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace. 2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role. 3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.
Ezra asks, "Hey 'Joe' Can i get me a cup of one?" Danielle Blackwell holds in a laugh Aiden Pearce says, "I should call security on you for that pun."
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Baron Von Kroner
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Post by Baron Von Kroner on Feb 12, 2015 22:03:29 GMT -8
I know I don't have good quotes usually (At least in my opinion), but here's another forum moment.
"Baron Von Kroner: I have a theory that the server is acting out because it took one look at my emulated BYOND on my Macbook, thought "OH GOD! OH GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!", and promptly quit as a result. It dies because it's scared of my monstrosity and tries to avoid it.
catshadow: Kroner your Mac gave the server AIDs"
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Post by radiantflash on Feb 13, 2015 18:38:13 GMT -8
Danny Holmes/(TheDarkKnight224)(JMP): Ezra Has sex with Aurora. Aurora Lorker/(Catshadow)(JMP): Aurora Lorker/(Catshadow)(JMP): and then runtime was made Arc Volturn/(RadiantFlash): Danny Holmes/(TheDarkKnight224)(JMP): OH MA GERD! Aurora Lorker/(Catshadow)(JMP): True story Arc Volturn/(RadiantFlash): Can't unthink that thought Arc Volturn/(RadiantFlash): My mind is scarred. Geode McKuster/(Terode)(JMP): And then the Cargo Black Cat Market...
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Post by catshadow on Feb 13, 2015 19:33:57 GMT -8
AND THEN RUNTIME WAS BORN FROM THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND TAJARANS
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Post by Hugo14453 on Feb 14, 2015 2:27:22 GMT -8
AND THEN RUNTIME WAS BORN FROM THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND TAJARANS
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thevigilante15
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Post by thevigilante15 on Feb 14, 2015 16:30:01 GMT -8
(Catshadow is telling me how to hack the cargo console for contraband) The_Vigilante15: Is it just like normal hacking, or..? Catshadow: You have to rustle the circuits jimmies TheDarkKnight224: HA TheDarkKnight224: XD The_Vigilante15: That's one way to put it. TheDarkKnight224: Wow. Catshadow: Rustle Rutsle
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Post by catshadow on Feb 14, 2015 18:17:44 GMT -8
Im in the last three quotes, I demand an achievement.
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Post by innerwulf on Feb 14, 2015 19:03:53 GMT -8
Im in the last three quotes, I demand an achievement.
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Post by radiantflash on Feb 21, 2015 18:09:08 GMT -8
[Security] Ezra Lorker says, "HoS Sal is carrying a spear around." [Security] Sal Harshman says, "The spear was for fishing." [Security] Ezra Lorker asks, "Fishing. On a spacestation?" [Security] Sal Harshman asks, "What, you haven't encountered space carp before?" [Security] Sal Harshman says, "One handed thrust through the mouth, two handed downwards slash. Guts it quite nicely."
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thevigilante15
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Post by thevigilante15 on Feb 22, 2015 1:51:25 GMT -8
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN Priority Announcement
An emergency evacuation shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes.
Aiden Pearce sighs. IT'S NEVER OVER [Common] Rom Mohc says, "I wish I had the keys to this..." [Common] Rom Mohc yells, "NO!" [Common] Rom Mohc shouts, "WE FIGHT!" Ezra Lorker puts the crowbar into the leather satchel. NAR-SIE HAS RISEN [Common] Rom Mohc shouts, "PREPARE TO EAT MOP, YOU ANCIENT DEMONIC BEING!"
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Geode
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Post by Geode on Feb 25, 2015 14:48:50 GMT -8
Terode: Hello. Terode: Oh. Terode: My. Terode: God. Terode: I knew the HoS got a new pet, but the Captain, too? Unleashed Mana: Huh? Unleashed Mana: Really!?! Unleashed Mana: What new pets?!?! Terode: I HAVE A PET SPACE CARP!
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