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Apr 19, 2014 21:30:59 GMT -8
Post by AIGamerGirl on Apr 19, 2014 21:30:59 GMT -8
I wish I had a pony!!
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Apr 19, 2014 21:31:52 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on Apr 19, 2014 21:31:52 GMT -8
Granted, the pony is you
I wish I could run faster than the speed of light
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Apr 19, 2014 21:35:22 GMT -8
Post by AIGamerGirl on Apr 19, 2014 21:35:22 GMT -8
Granted! Your clothes burn off, your feet are run down till you're running on your ankles, then your legs etc. but you're running to fast to stop in time. Meanwhile as you're losing height your skin cannot withstand the speed and begins to slip and peel off. Good news though! You got your wish!
I wish I was normal!
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Apr 19, 2014 21:42:32 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on Apr 19, 2014 21:42:32 GMT -8
granted you are now a generic copy of every stereotype behind the word "normal" which is not normal, and the universe sends a hitman after you, in order to resolve the paradox
I wish that this wish would be granted so I could wish for more wishes to wish for
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Apr 20, 2014 0:17:27 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 0:17:27 GMT -8
Granted! You are now in a vegetative state. The only brain functionality left in you is the ability to wish for more wishes.
I wish they'd make more episodes of Futurama.
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Apr 20, 2014 2:11:35 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 2:11:35 GMT -8
Everyone is replaced with zoidberg.
I wish we got /Tg/'s mining system.
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Apr 20, 2014 7:48:24 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 7:48:24 GMT -8
Everytime you mine a piece of asteroid a space bear rips a limb off before running away into the night.
I wish I was a bear.
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Apr 20, 2014 7:51:35 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 7:51:35 GMT -8
You become a bear, but are promptly turned into a lovely Rug.
I wish I could download more Skyrim Mods.
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Apr 20, 2014 8:45:06 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 8:45:06 GMT -8
Granted, you downloaded more Skyrim Mods
I wish I could download Call of Duty weapon mods because CoD weapons are better than Skyrim weapons! (NOT) (Trying to sound like one of those CoD nerds)
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Apr 20, 2014 8:51:16 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on Apr 20, 2014 8:51:16 GMT -8
Granted, you download the mods, and the virus was free too!
I wish that fire was edible.
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Apr 20, 2014 9:19:51 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 9:19:51 GMT -8
Granted! Fire is now edible and you burned all your inner body parts off!
I wish mountains were edible.
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Apr 20, 2014 12:59:59 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 12:59:59 GMT -8
Granted, your skull fractures and your brain splatters everywhere as you try to take a bite of the peak!
I wish I had the ability to fly
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Apr 20, 2014 14:33:51 GMT -8
Post by AIGamerGirl on Apr 20, 2014 14:33:51 GMT -8
Granted! You are untrained however and fly too high into the sky until you are in space. Your eyes are sucked out of your sockets as you die slowly of suffocation.
I wish I was the best admin.
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Apr 20, 2014 17:17:38 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 17:17:38 GMT -8
Granted! All the other admins become banished from space and time.
I wish that I could have everything on steam for free.
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Apr 20, 2014 17:43:21 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 17:43:21 GMT -8
Granted! Valve is forced to shut Steam down as they are now bankrupt due to games being free
I wish I understood what was happened.
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