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Jun 11, 2014 15:10:42 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2014 15:10:42 GMT -8
granted, the world is in a state of chaos because people know how to do things e.g. make bombs
I wish for a canoe
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Jun 11, 2014 20:51:31 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2014 20:51:31 GMT -8
Granted, but you pay literally an arm and a leg, and can't do anything with your canoe since you are now missing two limbs.
I wish for a Colt 45 (just like the one the detective has in Ss13)
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Jun 11, 2014 21:19:03 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2014 21:19:03 GMT -8
Granted, but it has no safety and you accidentally shoot yourself in the junk.
I wish for a new pair of earbuds.
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Jun 12, 2014 5:12:05 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 5:12:05 GMT -8
Granted, they are really mini knifes that stab into your brain and kill you
I wish for a man among men
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Jun 12, 2014 6:47:38 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 6:47:38 GMT -8
Granted but all the men on earth get sex changes from XmasterV8 and died. And you also get a sex change. So now your just the last woman on earth. With other women... Nuff said
I wish that darknessrising01 would stop harassing me thru the forum messages. Its really annoying.
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Jun 12, 2014 9:06:33 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 9:06:33 GMT -8
Granted, everyone is dead
I wish for the ultimate sandwich
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Jun 12, 2014 14:41:45 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 14:41:45 GMT -8
Granted its given to you with a side of my shaft. (watch ninja sex party ultimate sandwich if you don't get it)
I wish to be a unicorn wizard
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Jun 12, 2014 15:16:17 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 15:16:17 GMT -8
Granted, everyone calls you gay and no one likes you
I wish for ...
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Jun 18, 2014 11:59:05 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2014 11:59:05 GMT -8
Granted, I AM ERROR. 5 seconds of quietness then super shit tornados collide with asscanoes which makes them erupt and rain corgi puppies as the shit tornado picks you up getting you soaked in shit and you randomly begin to scream then explode into giblets that get eaten by a pack of wolves and some bears.
I wish that I was the only person who can use my computer and I wouldn't have to SHARE it with other damn people.
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Jun 19, 2014 10:09:02 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 10:09:02 GMT -8
Granted, you get so many viruses that your computer never starts up again and because you claimed that computer as your own you are not allowed to get a new one.
I wish I could play the guitar
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Jun 19, 2014 10:16:12 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 10:16:12 GMT -8
Granted, you can only play one shitty song and you are so shitty at this shitty song a group of monkeys throw their fresh shit at you and you die by drowning in monkey shit
I wish i had a friend
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Jun 19, 2014 10:35:52 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 10:35:52 GMT -8
Granted, you meet a so called "woman" online and you meet in real life. You find out that she is actually a he and you get raped. Smooth.
I wish I had a better phone
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Jun 19, 2014 11:03:42 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 11:03:42 GMT -8
Granted, you get one of those rediculosly large phones from the 1980's. I wish that I was here on apoc when it was pet day (I missed pet day twice)
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Jun 19, 2014 20:31:02 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 20:31:02 GMT -8
Granted, all the pets get the exploding virus from world of warcraft and the round ends in 5 minutes from the amount of massive holes in the station. No shuttle, only death.
I wish I started out with a diamond drill.
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Jun 20, 2014 9:22:57 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 9:22:57 GMT -8
Granted but it always spawns inside your stomach, causing instant gibbing.
I wish for Ian, so I can have 2 corgis
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