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May 2, 2014 13:45:04 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 13:45:04 GMT -8
It costs $100 and has a $30 weekly subscription.
I wish I had the attention span to work on the wiki.
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May 2, 2014 14:32:04 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 14:32:04 GMT -8
Granted, you can never take your attention away from the wiki, ever.
I wish i had a pizza, like now.
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May 2, 2014 17:38:00 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 17:38:00 GMT -8
granted, but its raw and you can't cook it.
i wish i could control time
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May 3, 2014 20:56:36 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 20:56:36 GMT -8
Granted, but the big bang to start time never happened thanks to you, erasing the universe
I wish that SS13 security had a police dog
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May 3, 2014 23:25:48 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 23:25:48 GMT -8
granted but it attacks the security as often as the bad guys.
i wish i had a pack of cigarettes
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May 3, 2014 23:38:47 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 23:38:47 GMT -8
Granted, you die of emphysema and cardiac arrest at the same time.
I wish for a dollar
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May 4, 2014 3:27:13 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 3:27:13 GMT -8
granted but you have to become a stripper to get it
i wish i could think of a good wish
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May 4, 2014 11:42:29 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 11:42:29 GMT -8
Granted, but you feel stupid because several other people have already wished this.
I wish I had a nice, juicy, medium well cooked choice steak.
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May 4, 2014 12:12:56 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 12:12:56 GMT -8
done but its three weeks old
i wish i had a life
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May 4, 2014 18:16:21 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on May 4, 2014 18:16:21 GMT -8
granted. *hands you a scythe and a hooded cloak*
I wish I knew the truth
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May 4, 2014 18:40:08 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 18:40:08 GMT -8
granted, but im the one who teaches you and i only speak gibberish riddles...
i wish people wouldn't always beg for antag roles
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May 4, 2014 22:33:08 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 22:33:08 GMT -8
Grunted, but day nevahr say yes to th admoon party a bus.
I wish for a really REALLY corrupted wish.
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May 5, 2014 4:48:38 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on May 5, 2014 4:48:38 GMT -8
Grunted, but day nevahr say yes to th admoon party a bus. I wish I was enslaved by the machine overlords and forced to eat and regrow my own organs for eternity. Granted I wish this life wasn't a dream.
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May 5, 2014 7:04:22 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 5, 2014 7:04:22 GMT -8
Granted you are stuck in a never ending space station extended round with no respawn.
I wish I had the power to shapeshift in to any person or animal.
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May 5, 2014 11:27:39 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 5, 2014 11:27:39 GMT -8
Granted! You can shape shift! However, while walking down the street as a normal human hundreds of bald interns spill out from the nearest office building to beat you with all kinds of odd things. Including, but not limited to, toolboxes, floor tiles, shoes, wads of cash, keyboards, shards of glass, cable coils, socks, doughnuts, banana peels, beer bottles, their hands, and a myriad of other silly or useless objects. All the while they shout thing such as, "CHAGLIG PLZ HLASP!!!!","OMG CHUNGLUNG KILLEN ME!!!", and "SCURTY I FOND CHAGLENG!!!!". After a while of this, you finally die. Several hours later, they are certain you are dead because your body is quite literally a fine pulp of flesh and bones. A human smoothie, if you will. They quickly disperse, some staying because they went catatonic, some because they accidentally killed themselves, others because they killed themselves on purpose, and a good number who were murdered by their fellow interns (tu spyce up tha round lol). The survivors wander around the city, covered in blood and gore. Not a single one of them thinks back to what just happened. They go around, causing mischief and tracking blood all over the town. A great number of them become suicide bombers. The ones who get arrested all attempt to commit suicide (WUT!!! 30 MINS 4 NOTTING>!>!?!? OOC: Dis iz bullshit this srber taste like granny poop). The 5 interns that were not bald and stayed in their office building doing work were thrown out the window based only on the fact that: "Since most interns did bad things, these ones probably did bad things too". The earth is spammed with restart votes and woody's got wood.
I wish I could stop time. Not for any kind of deep emotional reason, but because I just want to be really lazy.
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