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Apr 21, 2014 8:49:13 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 8:49:13 GMT -8
Granted. Everything on Earth is nice to each other so farmers don't harvest their plants and crops and people don't kill animals for meat so since nobody is making food 80 percent of humanity dies.
I wish I had a golden frying pan in Team Fortress 2.
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Apr 21, 2014 11:51:31 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 11:51:31 GMT -8
Granted! You get the golden frying pan but loose all your hats. You are banned from hats and have no way of getting new ones.
I wish for the earth to explode. (reverse psychology?)
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Apr 21, 2014 12:50:57 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on Apr 21, 2014 12:50:57 GMT -8
Granted... the earth explodes.... 100000000000000000 years from now Granted, however without an owner or q cats natural instinct, you quickly starve to death I wish that I could go back in time to grant Loren's wish
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Apr 21, 2014 13:40:44 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 13:40:44 GMT -8
Granted! However, you end up seeing yourself, causing a paradox that destroys the space-time continuum! I wish I was the very best CMO, like no one ever was!
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Apr 21, 2014 14:12:12 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 14:12:12 GMT -8
You are named Doctor Meisner, you lose all capacity to speak English, and your hands turn into flippers.
I wish Security could not be Utter Shit every round.
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Apr 21, 2014 14:24:27 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 14:24:27 GMT -8
Granted, security gains so much productivity and competence, that they start to gain a large ego, soon arresting all on the station and becoming the dictators, doomed to take over the entire galaxy!
I wish I was a millionare
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Apr 21, 2014 14:41:50 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 14:41:50 GMT -8
Granted! However, the FBI investigates the million dollars that went missing from the bank. The evidence trail leads right to you.
I wish I was kawaii.
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Apr 21, 2014 14:52:39 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 14:52:39 GMT -8
Granted! However you also become a Tsundere and are quickly beaten to death for calling everyone Baka.
I wish the developers would implement my ideas for PAIs and update the server.
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Apr 21, 2014 15:11:50 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 15:11:50 GMT -8
Granted, but we also make PAIs have arms and legs, and they no longer want to be held back by a meatbag master.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
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Apr 21, 2014 15:24:55 GMT -8
Post by AIGamerGirl on Apr 21, 2014 15:24:55 GMT -8
Granted! You think of a good wish, but it still gets corrupted in the end.
I wish we could all hang out together.
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Apr 21, 2014 15:45:43 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 15:45:43 GMT -8
Granted, we all get hanged by a noose on a tree!
I wish mining actually got resources
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Apr 21, 2014 16:04:25 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 16:04:25 GMT -8
Granted, mining now has so many resources that the whole mining station cannot handle the capacity and blows up!
I wish I could live on SS13 IRL.
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Apr 21, 2014 16:17:32 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on Apr 21, 2014 16:17:32 GMT -8
Granted... no corruption needed "Welcome to SS13! Hell on Earth wasn't hellish enough, so we put it in space"
I wish all rocks were ovals
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Apr 21, 2014 16:22:07 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 16:22:07 GMT -8
Granted, you just ruined candy crush, all the gems and rocks have the same oval shape.
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Actually i wish for pizza.
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Apr 21, 2014 16:48:37 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 16:48:37 GMT -8
Granted you have pizza that is hard, crusty, and moldy and you are forced to eat it.
I wish every volcano on Earth all erupted at once.
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