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May 5, 2014 16:45:34 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 5, 2014 16:45:34 GMT -8
Granted, as time stops, your organs stop too
I wish doomerus was not evil
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May 6, 2014 20:26:14 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 6, 2014 20:26:14 GMT -8
Granted, Doomerus is so good she gives out Deathsquad level weapons and mechs to staff assistants and clowns then they all kill everybody who plays apoc station and somehow get away with it.
I wish I randomly exploded into a Deathsquad Ian.
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May 7, 2014 9:01:31 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 9:01:31 GMT -8
Granted, another player has control. You watch miserably as the player has the most fun ever in the history of SS13 that shift.
I wish station security would learn the difference between using a taser gun to disable me instead of smashing my face with a stun baton repeatedly, because I "moved".
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May 7, 2014 16:47:15 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 16:47:15 GMT -8
granted they now smash you in the face with a stun baton on harm becacuse you DIDN'T move
i wish i knew what was hugos fault
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May 7, 2014 18:27:13 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 18:27:13 GMT -8
Granted, knowing what was hugo's fault takes up the entire capacity of your knowledge, turning you into a vegetable
I wish the crew was competent
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May 7, 2014 19:50:14 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 19:50:14 GMT -8
Granted, the crew becomes so compent that there is never mistakes and traitors are too busy doing their genetics work they forhet they are antags and the shuttle never is called so the round never ends.
I wish apoc had a heavy rp server.
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May 7, 2014 19:52:51 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 19:52:51 GMT -8
Granted, the server healvily RPs ERP
I wish Nanotransen didn't have a shoestring budget for the NSS Exodus
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May 7, 2014 19:58:38 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 19:58:38 GMT -8
Granted, the station crew budget is so high it makes every other company mad so they send 80 antags all at once to wreck the station
I wish I was the president of the United States
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May 8, 2014 10:12:31 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2014 10:12:31 GMT -8
Granted!(This one's almost too easy)When people realize you aren't a godlike being who can solve all problems, they all hate you. Just like most other presidents. Also, you cosmetically age faster than normal due to constant stress. Just like every president.
I wish blackout would not steal my ideas for corrupted wishes.
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May 8, 2014 10:19:43 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on May 8, 2014 10:19:43 GMT -8
Granted. he steals everything but your Ideas for corrupted wishes, congratulations, enjoy sleeping in the cardboard box on the side of the road before Blackout steals it too. But hey! you still have your snippy comebacks.
I wish rocks
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May 8, 2014 15:02:20 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2014 15:02:20 GMT -8
Granted, you get a pebble.
I wish if you put Ian and Lisa together in a room, 5 minutes later a baby corgi is born.
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May 9, 2014 16:06:21 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 9, 2014 16:06:21 GMT -8
Granted, the station overflows with corgis, and beepsky tries to stun them all
I wish I was robust
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May 10, 2014 16:12:04 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2014 16:12:04 GMT -8
Granted but you spend years learning the arts only for north korea to emp the US and you can NEVER PLAY SPACE STATION AGAIN *gasps*
I wish i lived in anchorage alaska >.> (inb4 i live up there homeless)
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May 11, 2014 18:35:48 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on May 11, 2014 18:35:48 GMT -8
Granted. You lived in Anchorage, Alaska several years ago. Then, you wandered out, got lost, and froze to death, becoming a vengeful ice spirit who wanders Canada.
I wish I was cute.
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May 12, 2014 13:31:31 GMT -8
Post by doom87er on May 12, 2014 13:31:31 GMT -8
granted, you are a cute little rock now
I wish I could set rain on fire
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